I finally figured out what to call this enitre mess: L'affaire Hair. With a soft "h". After all the stupid headlines that I've read over the last few days (stuff like "Hair Comes Trouble!"), I'm quite pleased with this development. It's catchy, it rhymes, it's short and sweet and, most importantly, it lays the blame for the fiasco exactly where it belongs: Darrell Hair. Given that this blog is in its infancy, I doubt very much that it will catch on. But one can always hope.