Friday, February 16, 2007

There Are Some Things In Life That Simply Won't End Well...

...and therefore should not be attempted. For example, you should never try to take down the Corleone family. You should also never get into a "your mother" joke slanging match with my friend Saad. Finally, you should never, ever, EVER create a satirical news show in opposition to Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. You're playing with the big boys there, bros, and let's just say that in a three-horse race, you're likely to get the bronze. Especially if you're a bunch of nutjob right wingers who wouldn't know funny (or smart) if it bit you in the ass.

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