Thursday, October 11, 2007

Will Someone Please Shoot Wasi Zafar?

Or at least fire him? For anyone who doesn't know, here are the particulars of why our esteemed law minister deserves to have his asshole bitten off by a reech.

Issue One:
Jackass Wasi Zafar and his inbred sons thrash a person at the Karachi airport in 2005, who objected to the minister's sons jumping the queue.

Issue Two
Shit Tart Wasi Zafar slaps waiter of a five-star hotel in Islamabad over a trivial matter.

Issue Three
After being informed of the 'long arm of the law' by an individual on the Voice of America Radio, Utter Jahil Wasi Zafar infamously threatens to put his long arm inside said individuals family.

Issue Four
An utterly beghairat Wasi Zafar presides as law minister during the course of Chief Justice fiasco.

Issue Five
Wasi Zafar reaches inside his kurta to scratch his balls on Geo in front of Hamid Mir and the whole planet. As this is particularly worthy of being seen, I have inserted the video below, for your viewing pleasure.

Issue Six
Makes complete fool of self and country on Youtube, evident not only from the video posted above, but more notably through the dubbed and friggin' REMIX versions of his scrotum rustling. So that we may all share in Wasi Zafar's shamelessness, I have posted the videos.

Here is the dubbed version:

Below is the remix edition which is simply titled:

"WASI ZAFAR plays music with his Thang (Pakistani Law)"

That is to say, that the filmi music you hear is allegedly being generated by the twanging of Wasi Zafars Instrument.

Irony is cliched in Pakistan.


JK said...

NB is back!

Ahsan said...

wow. those videos were as our old friend saad might say, i'm spejlass.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahaha....i died laughing. I was just wondering if he comes under the "parha likha jahil" category, simply "jahil" category, or "look at me I'm the biggest douchebag on earth" category.

Urban Dictionary defines douchebag as:-

"An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears."

Thank you Urban Dictionary

NB said...

Para LIkha Jahil is a compliment for Wasi Zafar. Judging by the definition, Im sure hes the third.

naqiya said...

i missed this blog!:(

NB said...

Then you shouldnt stop reading it Pantshirt! We put alot of effort into it (esp ahsan)!

Farwah said...

Nadir, thanks for this. Makes me laugh my ass of and also makes me sad.