Heres a true and fun little Emergency story. It seems that one of Karachi's senior lawyers got picked up by police last week, and was taken to Artillery Maidan Police Station. There he suffered a fright, when he found the Town Police Officer (TPO) sitting in silk underpants, with a gun on the desk. 'No worries', the lawyer was assured, the TPO was just about to get a maalish. The lawyer was then asked a few questions and released. In Pakistan its the weird things that never change.