Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Bilawal: Leave Me The Hell Alone

So Bilawal (Bhutto) Zardari comes out with the following statement at a press conference: "When I am at Oxford I hope I can be left alone." Translation: "Now that I am co-chairman of the biggest political party in a country of 170 million people, I'd like to enjoy my newfound status with members of the opposite sex at college, like every other self-respecting frat-boy. Please don't knock on my door after 7 p.m. Thank you." If he was French, this would work brilliantly - hell, he could be President and take his hot ex-supermodel girlfriend to Egypt for a holiday, and no one would bat an eyelid. Not sure if it works as well for Pakistanis though.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Appoint him head of the biggest political party and he tells the press to stay away. hehehehehe

Those Bhuttos never fail to amaze me. Mr 10% Jr.

shafi said...

What else can you expect from a 19 year old. seriously.

zeyd said...

He'll be called Mr 10% because that's the percentage of chicks he won't be hooking up with.

It's good to be Bilawal.

Anonymous said...

You can bet he's surrounded by babes in those all-night Buffy marathons.

Anonymous said...

How do u know he is not into guys?

Ahsan said...

anon1210:

fair point. guess i just assumed he wasn't.