Friday, June 06, 2008

The People Who Put The Fortunes In Fortune Cookies Aren't Even Trying Anymore

This is what I got today:
Depend on the predictability and steadiness of life to support you!
What does that even mean? No, seriously, what does that mean? And by the way, if I wanted advice, I'd ask for "Counsel Cookies" with my Sesame Chicken. Just stick to telling me my future, ok?

1 comment:

naqiya said...

my favorite fortune ever was "a giant cake awaits you." talk about giant let downs. i waited for like 3 days. looked under my bed even. no cake