Thursday, July 10, 2008

How Is This Law Not Racist?

Authorities in Flint, Michigan (the place Michael Moore is from) are cracking down - no pun intended - on exposed underwear and buttocks. Below, a useful diagram:

I get it: crack addicts wear their jeans low, ergo anyone wearing their jeans low is a potential criminal and needs to be apprehended. With this logic in mind, I now propose that any white male between the ages of 35 and 60 who is balding and wears a suit should immediately - immediately - have their financial records checked for discrepancies and be brought in for questioning. We've been burned before, and it's better to be safe than sorry.

(Via Andrew Sullivan)

1 comment:

Over Rated said...

Clearly, some town authorities have too much time on their hands!!