Thursday, February 12, 2009

George Clooney is in Love With Who?

Given that the original source for this information is The National Enquirer, I cannot vouch for its accuracy.

Fatima Bhutto, the fiery poet-journalist niece of slain former Pakistani premier Benazir Bhutto, may be dating Hollywood heartthrob George Clooney...“He’s still out there with his usual assortment of Hollywood eye-candy hanging from his arm. But George insists those days could be coming to an end if Fatima wants to take their relationship to the next level and spend some serious time with him in the US,”

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

All I can say is: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Even though I know this is probably fake, a part of me thinks they'd be pretty cool together. Even though Fatima would do better with someone younger and, not to mention, Pakistani. But to each his/her own, I guess...

AKS said...

It appears highly unlikely, but that hasn't prevented broadsheets in Pakistan and UK from carrying the news. In fact, The Independent have devoted their "In Pictures" section to Clooney's Women.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/pakistan-besotted-by-clooney-affair-with-bhutto-niece-1607230.html

Possible backlash in Pakistan? Or maybe an upsurge in her popularity (it is friggin George "Sexiest Man Alive" Clooney, after all, can't really begrudge the girl for going for him.)

AKS said...

The Independent's feature has one of the most despicable and outrageous comment I've ever read. I thought I'd reprint the drivel here before it gets deleted from The Independent's website (as soon as a mod finds time to read it).

The comment is by a certain Elton John, and this story seems to have really pissed him off in a most weird manner, read for yourself:

MOSTLY FILIPINOS R GAYS,LADY BOYS N SHEMALES THATS WHY GOD KILL THEM!

DIE INDONESIAN GAY DIE..THAT'S WHY GOD KILL INDONESIAN IN TSUNAMI COZ THEY FUCKN UGLY N GAY

DEATH TO GAYS! DIE GAY DIE..IT'S A PITTY A PIG FUCKED UR MOTHER N AN ASSHOLE WAS BORN!

GOD KILL U IN MUD SLIDES N STORMS..U GAYS WILL GO IN HELL
CUT THE NECK OF GAY JUST LIKE IN SAUDI ARABIA WITH SWORD!

FUCK U ALL COCK SUCKING FUCKING MAKE UP BRISTISH LIERS
YOU KNOW WHY LADY DIANA DIED JUZT COZ OF THIS..SO NOW U AGAI NFUCKED UP

GO HOME N WATCH A BIG BLACK NEGRO FUCKING UR WHITE MUM ASS HOLE
FUCK TONY BLAIR & FUCK QUEEN ELIZBETH

FUCK U ALL IN COLD LONDON..IF YOU WONT STOP UR YELLOW PAPER JOURNALISM I SWEAR I'LL BLOW UR FUCKING OFFICE WITH DYNAMITE!

(Disclaimer: The comment does not represent the views of any of the contributors on this blog but is rather an illustration of the vile comments that have a way of finding their way to open online fora.)

Tazeen said...

Dude,

the guy who posted the comments on the Independent Website has some serious anger management issues.

lala pathan said...

wow...i love u guyz man...that is 1 gay , nigger, pig and most of all english hating man ...i cant believe they printed this ...but oh well i m glad they did ,this is funny stuff haha

supersizeme said...

I think it's glaringly obvious the country that commentor comes from, embarrassing (and funny as ****).

fatima bhutto is an extremely strange creature not to mention her sucky accent. but if that's clooney's thing, then, sure thing - he's had worse.
i also wonder how she feels with regards to his pet, max? hilarious!

i do however think this is just media speculation, this relationship may never happen.

on another note; is there a reason lost not getting any love here this week? surely smoke monster's return warrants that much.

bubs said...

Supersize me: I'm working on the Lost post. Should be up soon. There's just so much to talk about this week that I wanted to get all my thoughts in order.

Ahsan said...

Thank you for that lovely disclaimer at the end, AKS. I'm sure it was required.