Monday, March 02, 2009

A Poll That Speaks For Itself (And Pakistan's Web-Surfing Population)

Please don't ask me why or how I went on this website. Just be thankful that I found this poll on it:


Oh dear.

11 comments:

Sputnik said...

Did I really just read that correctly? 56% of voters believed that either India or the US attacked Mumbai? What is the evidence for their case?

Ahsan said...

Evidence? Hah! You're a funny one, Sputnik. A real funny one.

By the way, don't forget the 15% for the BJP (a right-wing/nationalist party in India) or the 7% for the DM (an Indian terrorist group). So the incredulous number you're looking for is actually 78%.

Sputnik said...

Oh come on, they have to have some 'evidence.' Even 9/11 deniers are adept at hobbling together an incoherent set of 'facts' into an 'argument.' E.g. none of the CEOs in the World Trade Center were killed that morning -> the government tipped them off. Or the final plane didn't actually hit the capital building -> politicians got cold feet. Or jet fuel burns at a lower temperature than steel melts -> there must have been additional explosives to take down the building. Or that the damage to the Pentagon was too small to have been caused by an aircraft -> it was a missile. Etc. Etc. Etc.

Ahsan said...

Ah, I see. By "evidence" you mean "argument". Ok, I'll give it to you.

1. India did it because it pays to make Pakistan look bad so that they can't brand Pakistan a terrorist state and they can invade it and forcibly convert all Muslims to Hinduism. Also, on the domestic front, it allows them to scapegoat Muslims and launch reprisal attacks against them.

2. America did it because it too needs a pretext to some day invade Pakistan for two reasons: (a) because it hates Muslims and the religion of Islam, and, as a corollary, (b) they want to take Pakistan's nukes because it is the Islamic bomb and they cannot allow that to stand.

lala pathan said...

I agree with ahsan, it makes alot of sense why the whole world is scared of pakistan, we hav the bomb and they can't stand to see that, dats why they have been trying to brake pakistan into pieces for quite some years now!.but we are also stubborn. we always find a way to surive and INSHALLAH we will...the problem with india and america is dat they can't treat pakistan like afghanistan or iraq or gaza cause we are better then that so now they r trying every which way to portray pakistan as a terrorist state...unsuccesfully!

Asfandyar said...

@lalapathan:

lol?

Majaz said...

My my. Don't you find the oddest of oddities online!

Peace said...

i promise that every time i am stressed at work, i will login and see this survey , because there is no other medicine than laughter to drive away stress.

and for sure lalapathan can add more laughter to it:))

i will keep coming back guys:))

Aditya Sehgal said...

ah...just look at what happened to Sri Lankan cricketers in Pakistan. We dont need to brand you as terrorists, you guys are doing a fine job of it yourself...Oh Wait..did I hear that this too is done by India/America. Tsk Tsk..so predictable.

ajit said...

what has become of human race....allah..bhagwan..christ or watevr fuk its calld....well i m sure this all will lead us to somewhere...wats rong with people ready to kill in name of abdullah..osama...mohammed (watever the name is)....dude isnt it true we r all makins of our interaction with surroundings which we btw don choose....wake up fukers n smell the morning its as fresh in pakistan as its in afghanistan provided ur not scared for ur life...

anoop said...

Amazing one.. How come the survey doesn't mention LeT which actually did the job? such a huge percent thinking non-pakistanis have done it.. no wonder pakistan is pakistan..